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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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