Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Y u do dis?

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Women's Rights

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Sex education in Texas,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

MySpace.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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