Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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