Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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woman's rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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