A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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This one time at band camp....

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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