What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Well, there's one way...

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Female rights.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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