- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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