Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Do you like fishsticks No

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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