I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Michel Moor on a die...

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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