What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Cool Brian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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