What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Arron Glass

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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