Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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