Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Caitlyn.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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