A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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