why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Womens rights

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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