Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Justin Bieber.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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