How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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