A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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if you read this you are gay

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Justin Bieber.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Womens rights

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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