Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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