What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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