What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Yanter, Look it up

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

God. God.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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