What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Women's rights.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Well, there's one way...

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Female rights.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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