Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

i just pooped that is all!

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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