What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Catholicism.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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tims sty:)

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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