Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Justin Bieber

Michel Moor on a die...

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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