Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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