A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Yanter, Look it up

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

God. God.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Where's the dick??? east

Womens Rights

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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