- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Lets go Yankees

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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