- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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