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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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