- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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