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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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