- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Potassium? K.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

you first

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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