What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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