Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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