- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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