- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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