- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Women's rights.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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