- Anti Joke

Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Vagina.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.