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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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