There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

hey, my names mark.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Wright flyer

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

God

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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