I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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I just drank a cola.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Anti Joke

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