- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

women's rights.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

knock knock who's there? hope

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

The MLS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Dislike this.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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