- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Women's rights.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

You see how lame this is?

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