What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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