Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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