What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.