penis haha

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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bryden is a faggot

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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