- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Potassium? K.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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