- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

tims sty:)

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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