How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

guess what chicken butt

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Knock, Knock ...

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

women's rights

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