- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Lets go Yankees

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What's upside down? umop apisdn

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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