- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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