GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I just drank a cola.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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hey, my names mark.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Wright flyer

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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