- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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