guess what chicken butt

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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