Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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TELL

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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2 + 2 = 4

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I need to start studying.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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WNBA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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OIO

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Anti Joke

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