- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do gay people eat?? food

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Keanu Reaves

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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