What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Catholicism.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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