- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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