- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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