- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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