What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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