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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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