- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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