Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

thumb_up thumb_down -19

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down -21

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

hello

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops