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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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