- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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