A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

i love to lick...

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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