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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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