Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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V I T A M I N C !

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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children burning

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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