Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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guess what chicken butt

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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