Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

i like men but im not gay

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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