- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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