An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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