What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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