- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A Pakistani news reader.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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